Generally, first blog posts are awkward. As if it weren't awkward enough naturally, I just made it even more awkward by titling it "Awkward First Blog."

Anywho... this is mostly just for those of you that don't have any life whatsoever and care to read about someone else's. It's also to save me from those hours upon hours of free time I have* that I usually spend being bored. 

Sometimes, you'll read insightful and meaningful things. A majority of the time, however, you'll read useless cow flop such as this:

Your mom has a face BOMBS**

SO, there you have it... welcome to the most pointless blog you'll ever see in your life. :)

* Sarcasm. I have no free time. I pretty much live at school... yes, I lead a sad life. It probably won't even pay off in the future.

**I don't literally mean "bombs."  Only my sister knows what i mean (and anyone else who uses the T9 word setting while texting)